tag:splurd.com,2008-10-15:/index.php2009-07-01T00:02:18-07:00Studio SplurdJeremy KayesAtomic Splurd10110tag:splurd.com,2009-07-01T00:02:18-07:00:/2009-07-01T00:02:18-07:002009-07-01T00:02:18-07:001 2 3 go...BILLY MAYS <b>NOT</b> HERE TO NEVER SELL YOU ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. I really wish <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html">Vince Shlomi</a> would lay down his arms at hocking shit out of respect.Big Joshtag:splurd.com,2009-06-25T15:48:40-07:00:/2009-06-25T15:48:40-07:002009-06-25T15:48:40-07:00More DeathOh boy! I get to report some death! <a href="http://www.thestate.com/nationwire/story/840569.html">Farrah Fawcett</a> and <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029/ns/entertainment-music/">Michael Jackson</a>.Allisontag:splurd.com,2009-06-23T08:13:43-07:00:/2009-06-23T08:13:43-07:002009-06-23T08:13:43-07:00Ed McMahon<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_McMahon">You have have already won one million death</a>. Jeez, how long ago was it that Lunchbox started us on this whole obituaries kick? It's been a Splurd tradition for years now. But seriously, McMahon's dead? Who's going to run The Famous Corporation? Yeah. I just reminded you of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_Image#In_the_United_States">Down and Out in the White House</a>. Your mind is now blown. Jertag:splurd.com,2009-06-16T15:57:34-07:00:/2009-06-16T15:57:34-07:002009-06-16T15:57:34-07:00Wake up, look at IranI am ashamed to say I've been ignoring the headlines from the middle east. I really should know better then that. <a href="http://one-hoopy-frood.livejournal.com/">This</a> is amazing, terrifying and hopeful. We're on the verge of either a massive cultural revolution or a new Tiananmen Square. Pay attention, people. <i>Update:</i> Looks like there's some censorship going around both there and here. You know, in the name of decency and all. People, if you get your hands on images or footage out of Iran, <b>save it and spread it!</b> You can't stop the signal! (<a href="http://iran.whyweprotest.net/">more</a>, <a href="http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1184614595?bctid=26517947001">even more</a>)Jertag:splurd.com,2009-06-11T23:05:17-07:00:/2009-06-11T23:05:17-07:002009-06-11T23:05:17-07:00Religion<a href="http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/nb3e3.png">Yep.</a>Allisontag:splurd.com,2009-03-18T22:00:00-07:00:/comics/view.php/page=5082009-03-18T22:00:00-07:002009-03-18T22:00:00-07:00Friends 4 Ever!!!! - #129 - Watch Your Sass, Young Man!A new episode of Friends 4 Ever!!!! is available now at Splurd.com!<br> <a href="http://www.splurd.com/comics/view.php?page=508">#129 - Watch Your Sass, Young Man!</a>Qtag:splurd.com,2009-03-03T22:00:00-08:00:/comics/view.php/page=5072009-03-03T22:00:00-08:002009-03-03T22:00:00-08:00Friends 4 Ever!!!! - #128 - Collect CallsA new episode of Friends 4 Ever!!!! is available now at Splurd.com!<br> <a href="http://www.splurd.com/comics/view.php?page=507">#128 - Collect Calls</a>Qtag:splurd.com,2009-02-27T22:00:00-08:00:/comics/view.php/page=5062009-02-27T22:00:00-08:002009-02-27T22:00:00-08:00Splurd Macros - Baraka DeadpoolA new episode of Splurd Macros is available now at Splurd.com!<br> <a href="http://www.splurd.com/comics/view.php?page=506">Baraka Deadpool</a>Everyonetag:splurd.com,2009-02-24T22:00:00-08:00:/comics/view.php/page=5052009-02-24T22:00:00-08:002009-02-24T22:00:00-08:00Friends 4 Ever!!!! - #127 - Wanted: Your Mom!A new episode of Friends 4 Ever!!!! is available now at Splurd.com!<br> <a href="http://www.splurd.com/comics/view.php?page=505">#127 - Wanted: Your Mom!</a>Qtag:splurd.com,2009-02-18T22:00:00-08:00:/comics/view.php/page=5042009-02-18T22:00:00-08:002009-02-18T22:00:00-08:00Friends 4 Ever!!!! - #126 - The Cat's in the Cradle & The Silver Spoon...A new episode of Friends 4 Ever!!!! is available now at Splurd.com!<br> <a href="http://www.splurd.com/comics/view.php?page=504">#126 - The Cat's in the Cradle & The Silver Spoon...</a>Q