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I think I have to go stab myself with a sulfuric acid tipped pencil now. Not only will it give me led poisoning, but it will also burn away my flesh.
It's the only way to rid my system of this horrible, HORRIBLE ... ... ...thing. It can't even be called a movie.
I give it one Whiskey because that's both the lowest rating and "Worlds most pointless stunts" was mildly entertaining.
Q suggests you have one Glass of Whiskey while attemting to endure National Lampoon's TV: The Movie.
*Disclaimer: Studio Splurd does not endorse drug use. We are simply suggesting that certain media is so bad that it may have been intended for enjoyment under the influence of mind-numbing chemicals or excessive sugar-induced endorphins.
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