Lunchbox Mike drawn by Jer
Lunchbox Mike's thoughts on...
Jer - Doesn't sleep.......ever.
Big Josh - Very tall. And happy.
Mr. Seffinga - Very short. And angry.
Jason - Has no idea what's going on man.
Other Splurdagumi's thoughts on Lunchbox Mike...
Jer: He drinks alcohol and likes the Caps. That's all I know.
Big Josh: Man can powerlift a 600 lbs. sandwich... Into his gullet.
Q: Need more info.
Allison: I know pretty damn close to nothing about this Mike fellow.
- Name
- Lunchbox Mike
- Super Power
- Extreme Belligerence
- Kung Fu Style
- Fat Fu
- Finishing Move
- The Bogey Rush(30 seconds of pure rage and violence, followed by 30 minutes of exhaustion)
- Mode of Transportation
- 2002 Subaru Forester
- If Lunchbox Mike could fight anyone in the world, living or dead...
- Zombies.....lots of them.
- Likes
- Women, Hockey, Outdoors, Movies, Star Wars, Music, Video Games, Alcohol, and Pancakes
- Dislikes
- Sobriety
- Day Job
- Retail
- Splurd Specialty
- Bitching about something irrelevant. Wait, that's all of us. I also talk about the recently deceased.
- Dream Career
- To work in the movie industry or for a pro hockey team. That or a Jedi.
- Live-in Critters
- A lot of cats.
- Shoes
- New Balance or Chuck Taylor's.
- Weapon
- Shotgun and machete
- Favorite WORST movie:
- Tie between Gingerdead Man and Alien 51.
- Theme Song
- Happy Little Boozer by Korpiklaani
- Victory Theme
- Final Countdown by Europe
