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About Big Josh

Big  Josh drawn by Jer

Big Josh drawn by Jer

Big Josh's thoughts on...

Jer - Jer > Jesus (What did he ever do for me aside from being an entertaining character)

Jenn - She hates the N word, I would to if I were a WEREWOLF!!!!

Big Josh - Had a hospital tried to kill him, and survived. NOW THEY WILL PAY!!!

Mr. Seffinga - Greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing my friend to marry her.

Xrys - She wants to kick my ass and make me pay.

G.L. Jeff - Dumbest smart shklee I know.

Jason - Can't keep Batman's hours, at all. Guards his eyelids real well.

Lunchbox Mike - Man can powerlift a 600 lbs. sandwich... Into his gullet.

Beak - Gave me my first true ID bracelet.

Q - Looks odd in cowboy costume.

Con Bard Drew - Can't knock a guy who loves to do what he does, except Carlos Mancia!!

Allison - She freezes well.

Other Splurdagumi's thoughts on Big Josh...

Jer: Punkus Maximus.

Jenn: My, you're a tall one!

Lunchbox Mike: Very tall. And happy.

Q: Big Josh is very Big.

Con Bard Drew: Dude is tall.

Allison: I wish we could spend more time together, you know, fighting crime.

Name
Big Josh
Super Power
Super Strungth
Kung Fu Style
Shack Fu
Finishing Move
ShaoLin Tasty Fist
Mode of Transportation
Public Transportation and a Catapult
If Big Josh could fight anyone in the world, living or dead...
Persia... All of it.
Likes
Dawn Steve Rico Cards Crew Loyalty Cartoons Movies Music Comic Books Cereal Peanut Butter and Jelly
Dislikes
Phonies Communism (sorry only works on paper) Ratzis Ignorants
Day Job
Guy
Splurd Specialty
Reel Fiction (actually imported from incestual children who were locked in an attic)
Dream Career
Saving the world... even though he does'nt want to... with art and entertainment.
Shoes
Something with spikes EVERYWHERE!
Live-in Critters
Tybalt prince of cats. May he rest in piece (1999-2008)
Weapon
Dokunaijitsuhedronai and a 3 lb. Flashlight
Theme Song
Summer Holidays and Punk Routines-The Refused
Fight Song
Battle for Asgard-Cannibal Ox vs. Stronghold
Favorite WORST movie:
Evil Toons, Psycho 4 (it's Olivia Hussey's fault)
Victory Theme
FF VII Victory theme-Nobuo Uematsu